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Church Sign Epic Fails, “Church + Porn = FAIL” Edition

Last updated on: July 19, 2014 at 5:21 pm
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Church Sign Epic Fails, “Church + Porn = FAIL” Edition July 19, 2014

Pastor, I promise I thought it was a “PAWN” store. I totally was just cashing in these old offering plates for some track money. Totally above board.

Total fail! Someone should tell them that the plural of “video” doesn’t need an apostrophe. Doy!
Maybe not the best new slogan for a church still working through some PR issues with the whole sex thing…
Great fun for everyone! well, except for the one guy….awkward.
Well at least someone finally won’t point and giggle.
Must…not…make…glory…hole…joke…
Instead of 9-1-1, you call 7-7-7. Get it?
Well look who’s suddenly all confident. And I thought size didn’t matter. Pssh.
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