Church Sign Epic Fails, “Anal Egg Hunt” Edition

Church Sign Epic Fails, “Anal Egg Hunt” Edition April 20, 2014

This is what you get when the blog you follow is run by a guy who works at a church. But these were worth waiting for.

That’ll make you think twice before biting the ears off that chocolate easter bunny.
So you’re saying Jesus is microscopic…and contagious. Oh, and I think I’ll pass on the potluck. Blech.
Like, never??? Pretty sure I break this “eleventh commandment” daily. Sometimes twice if I eat beans.
yeah…this could never backfire.
It’s not worship; its a test of spiritual endurance.
Not biblical, but sage enough wisdom that it should be canonized.
So…someone should explain to them that putting the “exciting” in quotes kinda takes the kick out of the use of said superlative.

 


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