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...... hat tip: Jeff Foxworthy

#YouMayBeACommunardIf...

• You feel that you have the ‘right' to not be offended.
  
• You think that you have the ‘right' to ‘feel safe'
  
• You feel that you have the ‘right' to free healthcare
  
• You feel that you have a ‘right' to a free college education.
  
• You feel that you have the ‘right' to free housing
  
• You feel that you have the ‘right' to enslave others
  
• You get insulted by the phrase ‘enslave others'

• ...

• You can't acknowledge that Obama's socialist national agenda has been responsible for economy for the past 7 years.

• You feel that Marxism is a workable economic theory

• You feel that some people just have too much money, and that you should have some of it…
  
• You feel that armed criminals aren't threat, but 120 Million innocent gun owners are……
  
• You feel that keeping people out of the country is wrong, But keeping people out of your “Safe Space” is OK.

• You think that the word ‘communard' means something that it doesn't.

• You get insulted by the use of the word ‘communard'

• If you feel that Global Cooling .. er.. Global Warming.. er.. Climate Change is more of a threat than ISIS
  
• You think that people actually deny the climate changes
  
• You think that the “Union of Soviet Socialist Republics” And/or the “National Socialist German Workers' Party” WEREN'T Socialist.
  
• You think that the official name for North Korea explains those ‘inconvenient truths' away.
  
• You think that you can arbitrarily define if a nation is socialist.
  
• You don't know the meaning of the word ‘arbitrarily' or other common words like 'Socialism', 'Communism', 'Collectivism'
  
• You feel that your property rights are sacrosanct but everyone else's are up for grabs
  
• You think that you can round up 300 million firearms, but can't find 30 Million illegal invaders
  
• You feel that ‘this time' you can get the failed ideology of socialism to work without the attendant mass murder, misery, oppression and state terror…
  
• And you're perfectly willing to sacrifice other people's money, labour and lives in trying to prove it.
  
• You get upset when someone says that “you're perfectly willing to sacrifice other people's money, labour and lives in trying to prove it.”

• You feel that there are ‘75 Ways Socialism Has Improved America'
  
• You have the absurd notion that: "Socialism is taxpayer funds being used collectively to benefit society as a whole, despite income, contribution, or ability."
  
• You think that countries can exist without borders.
  
• You think that turning the US into a third world hole will ‘improve' it.
  
• You think that ISIS has nothing to do with the death cult of radical Islam
  
• You think that Islam is a ‘religion of peace'
  
• Your wardrobe consists of T-shirts with images of the mass murdering psychopath Che Guevara.
  
• You can't answer questions directly.
  
• You feel that gun control actually works.

• You ‘Feel the Bern' when trying understand the class warfare BS [Bernie Sanders] of Marx.
  
• You feel that your supposed ‘Right' to feel safe Trumps other people's REAL right to defend themselves.
  
• You try to pretend that socialist regimes aren't socialist but Free-market nations are.
  
• You feel that it would be better to follow the Marx's Communist manifesto than the US Constitution.
  
• You feel that It's better to have unlimited government than unlimited freedom.
  
• You feel that you have the right to free-stuff but others don't have a right to their property.

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Definition of "communard"

1.1 (Communard) historical A supporter of the Paris Commune.
Origin Late 19th century: from French, from commune.

Fhalkyn wrote:

If you are "triggered" by the vary same words and phrases you use against others...

If you believe that the rights of others end where your feelings begin...

If you believe that a frat brother's drunken rant constitutes "institutionalized racism"...

If you believe in judging people by the color of their skin rather than the content of their character...

If you condone Planned Parenthood but condemn a meat-packing plant...

If you can't tell the difference between CEO earnings and corporate earnings...

If you believe you shouldn't be saddled with debt for a degree in Chinese medicine...

If you think the misuse of "vary" in the first point invalidates my arguments...

If you believe in a "1%" class of people that has the money to pay for everything forever...

If you're older than 20 and need a "safe space" whenever someone expresses an opinion you disagree with...

If you're horrified and "triggered" by the thought that people actually disagree with you...

...you might be a communard!

Perfect!

If you've been dead over a century and nobody really gives a flying dump about you or what you did ... you might be a Communard.

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"Tombe sans croix et sans chapelle, sans lys d'or, sans vitraux d'azur, quand le peuple en parle, il l'appelle le Mur." - Jules Jouy

"Tomb without a cross or chapel, or golden lilies, or sky blue church windows, when the people talk about it, they call it The Wall." And most of the time they get the location of the Wall wrong.

Dammit! All the good ones are taken!

If you drink Vodka all the time and Milk only on special occasions...
If you're a proud user of Das Kapital One banking...
If your only motivation to get out of bed is the fiery heat of revolution and the beep of the smoke alarm...
If you believe in sharing...
If you're a decent human being...
If you love children...
If you pay taxes...

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If you believe that The People's Kube is 100% serious and doesn't contain elements of humor, satire, sarcasm, or good old fashioned dirty jokes...
If you think that the solution to a dangerous bonfire fueled by newspapers is to print more newspapers and toss them on... (There's an allegory or metaphor or something in this one. How stunned you must be at my just shy of adequate literary prowess)
If you think that you can hide an email server...
If you watch RT and/or listen to Sputnik Radio in your leisure time...
If you're a "useful idiot"...
If you have zero common sense and are proud of it...
If you think that a few bad cops are indicative of all American policemen..
If you think that it's okay to kill policemen because of said bad cops...
If you think that for every buck a man makes a woman makes 70 cents...
If you think that a 90% tax rate is reasonable and acceptable...
If you still think that theArticles of Confederation are still a governing document...

Comrade Stierlitz wrote:Dammit! All the good ones are taken!

Those are fine examples Comrade.

I keep on thinking up new items such as:

#You May Be A Communard If:

You excuse the failure of gun control because of the ‘surrounding areas' but can't explain why guns aren't a problem in those same ‘surrounding areas'.

Lev Termen wrote:If you've been dead over a century and nobody really gives a flying dump about you or what you did ... you might be a Communard.

being dead is a pretty flimsy excuse for not voting.

Huh. Before reading this, I would have sworn that the proper term was "Commutard."

Mikhail Lysenkomann wrote:Huh. Before reading this, I would have sworn that the proper term was "Commutard."

Commuterd!

Captain Craptek wrote:

Mikhail Lysenkomann wrote:Huh. Before reading this, I would have sworn that the proper term was "Commutard."

Commuterd!

Commutater!


Hey, wait a minute. I swear I heard that from somewhere...