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Heil Hillary: A Collectivist Greeting

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Dearest Comrades,

As I study the early foundations of The Cube, I am discovering a wealth of information that has been lost to time. For example, once upon a time, at the Dawn of the Cube, a greeting was commonly used by those collectivist pioneers, our forebears. It was in reverence of our soon-to-be Many Titted Empress, Her Majesty Hillary.

I am not certain of its origin or author, but I like it. Comrades, it is time we reinstate this custom of greeting one another with a phrase befitting of a collective that is privileged enough to be led by the Glorious Hillary. It should be our duty and our honor to demonstrate our groupthink by using and requiring others to greet us in this way. This will ensure that we are all of one accord, and that no dissention will arise among us.

Now, without further ado, I give to you the latest incarnation of our devotion to the Party, our provider and protector. Let us all show our gratitude to the Party and its selfless leadership with the greeting: HEIL HILLARY!™ This simple phrase speaks volumes about our state of mind, as well as our opinion of the state itself. Your comrades will notice your zeal, or lack thereof when using this obligatory greeting, so say it like you mean it, OR ELSE!

HEIL HILLARY!™

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Murmur, Murmur, [highlight=#ffffff]Fascist[/highlight] Murmur, Murmur...



 
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